Squeeze Squander and Spin is expanding their business and there is always room for competent partners. If you have a natural intuition of how to manipulate people, if you find the things you need to say in order to get slaves to stop thinking and hand over their freedom to a higher power, you can look forward to a successful career with lots of interesting international contacts.

In our experience the best candidates are those who have undergone child abuse and have the natural inclination to abusive authority. To do it right a bad childhood is an asset. The statesmen who grabbed most power in human history, all were abused as children.

It helps if you are unaware of this fact and did not go into therapy, so we talk about it no further.